My Heaven Husband(s)
When through heaven's gate
I'll marry William Shatner
when he's young and hot
I've decided that a) I'm going to heaven when I die, and b) when I get there I am going to marry William Shatner when he is a young man. This is heaven, so you get to do things like that. I am going to call him Willsy and he will help me paint my fingernails and tell me I look fantastic in a bathing suit and feed me figs. I am also going to marry Peter Dinklage, Ryan Gosling, Joaquin Phoenix before he went wack-a-doo, Tom Hardy, and of course, the fabled Hot Guy on the Bus. When I rode the number 19 all the time, I used to see this ridiculouly handsome fellow with laser green eyes. Well, his eyes were this amazing green, and they looked like he could shoot lasers from them. Which is a bonus, for a sci-fi nerd girl. So anyway, I say marry, but what I really mean is have a lovely relationship with, with little tension and lots of guffaws. I don't know if that's marriage or not, I guess it depends on the humans. And probably with that many dude humans in the mix, I should just get ready for more tension than guffaws
This is heaven, therefore, regardless of the number of dude humans, there will be more guffaws than tension and the tension will be the good kind (wink, wink, nudge, nudge).
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