Just Another Day at Work
Heard a child-like voice
Billy Barty on bath salts?
Dinklage, kicked in nads!
I heard what I thought was someone imitating a little kid's voice, and I thought, "Man, what if it's Billy Barty on bath salts?!!" A) AWESOME, and B) The zombie implications would have been two fold since Billy Barty is dead, and bath salts apparently can cause the zombie-like behavior of eating other people's faces. Then I thought, "Wait, what if it's my one true dwarf love Peter Dinklage and he's been kicked in the nads!?? I must rescue him and disentangle him from the internet cords that surely keep him captive... at my place of work!" I didn't find Peter, or Billy. The rest of the day was boring.
Zombie Billy Barty's fingers must be like moldy fish sticks. I can't handle it. I can't handle it.
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