A Daedalean Dissolution
Daedalus divorce
will grant me full custody
of a Minotaur
In Greek mythology, Daedalus was a craftsman that constructed a labyrinth that held the Mintotaur. I figure if I was married to Dae Dae (that's my nickname for him), and then we divorced, I would get the Minotaur in the settlement. I would then name the Minotaur Lawrence and make him get a job in a fast food restaurant. Larry better bring home the bacon.
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