The Super Hot Guy at Subway that Made My Sandwich and Asked How Old I Was
Distracting full lips
said sorry, but I must know
I mouthed the number
Normally when anyone asks my age I punch them in the side of the head, but the lawsuits were beginning to stack up so occasionally I give in and reveal it. This time a barely-legal dude hottie asked me after he lovingly crafted a turkey sandwich for me. I silently mouthed the number and without skipping a beat he said, "You hold it extremely well." I never know how to feel about these situations. So I look good... for my age? That little silent addendum is always there isn't it? That being said, had there been a moment when I thought I might be able to make out with the sandwich hottie without being rushed to jail on some sort of statutory infraction I would have, right there at the cash register while holding my turkey sandwich. It would have been a win-win situation right? I get a turkey sandwich, and he gets to kiss a beautiful woman before she wears grown-people diapers as part of her everyday outfit. Win. Win.
design an ultra cool calling card that you can slip into eager nubile palms with a sizzling look ala Mrs. Robinson. They'll bite and we'll all benefit by proxy!
ReplyDeleteYou win for the word nubile. I'm going back and getting sandwiches for all!
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