Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Forget Me Not

Forget Me Not

Axons atrophied
Delicious candy missing
Two dollars down drain

Yesterday I told you I went to the Dollar Store specifically to buy Chewy Tropical Lemonheads. Well I bought them, and then promptly forgot where I put them. I have looked everywhere and I have absolutely no clue what I did with them, no memory of where I stashed them. The other day I forgot where the carpool was parked. That same day I walked out the front grocery store door when I was parked out back. I think this means that I need far more sugar and fried chicken in my life. Sugar and fat will grease up the atrophying axons and dendrites and speed information to the parts of my brain that can actually process it. And then I will know where my delicious candy is.

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