Nine Out of Ten Ain't Bad

Nine Out of Ten Ain't Bad

Tip of the first gone

The rest of the nine fingers

Perfect manicure

I saw a woman at the gym that had the tip of her first finger missing; the rest of her nine fingers had fingernails that were perfectly manicured. I wanted to ask her where she got them done, but I know it would it have degenerated into "How did you lose the tip of your finger? Were you feeding the piranhas at the Safari Club on Tuesday night?" Don't ask me how I know this, I just do.