One More Reason to Get a Bike
Pink tiger stalks me
Fat man rides him, steers my way
I stare in wonder
Today in my neighborhood I saw a dude riding a bicycle that had been outfitted with pink tiger accoutrements. The bike had a pink and black furry tail, chest piece and ears. Why? Why is this happening? I am never surprised by what I see in Portland anymore, but I am often left wondering why. Why did this chubby guy think he needed a tiger bike? Who sells tiger bike accessories? Why would anyone think a tiger bike would be okay for anyone other than a 4-year-girl? I should stop complaining though, because the wack-a-doo things I see keep my haikus going. And a fat guy on a furry pink and black bike was pretty awesome.
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