The Arms of Madonna
I'm little, but strong
The guy said, "Madonna arms!"
Then I crushed his skull
Okay, so I didn't crush the guy's skull in real life, but in my head I did. I crushed it with my apparently crazy-muscled non-fat super-sinewy arms of steel that look like they belong to a weight-lifting 98-year old. What the hell? My arms do not looks like Madonna's! If they did I would shoot myself out of a cannon and into the nearest circus freakshow where I would bench press little people and write sad letters to Peter Dinklage in the hopes he would come to my circus and let me bench press him. Yes, my arms have muscle, yes, I am strong like ox, but my arms don't look weird. They don't! And why is it always men that have to say something? I have never ever had a woman say something about my arms. Stupid dumb-face men! Avert your gaze from my arms of super awesomenicity or be crushed by my mad biceps and triceps brachii! Ugh, I'm going to go work out now.
The Jen is small, but mighty. Booya!
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